Diaper Dandy???

1. I realize the Asbury Park Press thinks no one reads their online site... but is there any explanation for why the headline "Diaper Dandy" is attached to this story?? Weird.

[Update: Ummm.. apparently it's a Dick Vitale thing. Apparently I'm not familiar with as much sports terminology as previously thought. Apologies to the Press. Keep up the good work boys (and girls)]

2. This idea could catch on: Mayan Priests To Purify Site After Bush Visit