Friday, November 04, 2005

DeLay Tactics

(yes, it's a pun)

Who wants to play a game of musical judges?

Yes, DeLay can't trust those Democrat judges to be impartial. Only Republican judges can give him a fair verdict. Makes sense. If I ever go to trial, I'll insist my judge be Jewish, a Democrat, and a fan of video games. Anything less, and I'll cry injustice.

Seems like, for an innocent man, DeLay sure wants to set himself up for an easy aquittal. After all, Judges don't base their cases on evidence, they base it on who they voted for. At least that's what DeLay seems to believe.

By the time DeLay chooses a judge he wants, he'll be out of office and the whole ugly stain on the Republican party will be forgotten about.

And he'll keep on smiling along.
Which Cheater Do We Vote For

I don't usually comment on New Jersey politics, but since it is my home state, I guess I should throw in my two cents.

Can't New Jersey come up with better than this?

Forrester just ran an ad quoting Jon Corzine's soon-to-be-ex wife. The ad is an intensely personal attack, taking advantage of Corzine's impending divorce to score political points. Corzine was cheating on his wife with a union boss. Whether this says anything about his political credentials is up to debate, but quoting his wife is a pretty low blow, one that will not exactly galvanize the electorate in Forrester's favor.

And Forrester has some 'splainin to do himself.

From NBC:

"Have you ever cheated on your wife?" [reporter] Thompson asked.

"I'm very proud of my marriage," Forrester said. "Thirty years of marriage and I expect that I will be married for another 30 years, so I'm very proud of my conduct."

"But... have you ever?" Thompson asked.

"I have not, if, if what you're asking is if I have sex with somebody else -- no," Forrester replied.
Sound a little Clinton-esque to you?

Just once, I want a Jersey governor I can be proud of. Governor Bruce Springsteen? Governor Jon Bon Jovi? Governor Sly?

Sly: A Governor We Can Be Proud Of

Ah. If only.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Surprise Surprise

Who the heck is running this thing?

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