Really, Women?

Women Think Fitting Into Old Jeans Is Better Than Sex Or A Promotion

Yeah, its just a poll conducted by Special K cereal, which means it probably doesn't stand up to statistical scrutiny. But what if a similar poll question was posed to men?

What Would You Rather Have?

A) Sex

B) The bombest grilled cheese sandwich ever (with a side of curly fries)

C) A Promotion

No, all of the above is not an option.

Ratner's Ripped Me Off!



And it used to be my mom's favorite restaurant in the city. Tsk. Tsk.

I opened a box of potato pancakes--eight potato pancakes-- only to find it had 7 inside.



Ratner's closed years ago, but their frozen products continue to grace America's grocery shelves. Come on menches, get your act together. You have a quality name to represent.

I''ll be expecting my missing pancake in the mail.

Yeah! I'm On Deadspin!

Didn't even realize it, but Deadspin published the stories I sent them about two of my crazy coaches two weeks ago. Check it out.