Friday, January 08, 2010

Really, Women?

Women Think Fitting Into Old Jeans Is Better Than Sex Or A Promotion

Yeah, its just a poll conducted by Special K cereal, which means it probably doesn't stand up to statistical scrutiny. But what if a similar poll question was posed to men?

What Would You Rather Have?

A) Sex

B) The bombest grilled cheese sandwich ever (with a side of curly fries)

C) A Promotion

No, all of the above is not an option.

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Ratner's Ripped Me Off!

Ratner's Potato Pancakes

And it used to be my mom's favorite restaurant in the city. Tsk. Tsk.

I opened a box of potato pancakes--eight potato pancakes-- only to find it had 7 inside.

Box 7!

Ratner's closed years ago, but their frozen products continue to grace America's grocery shelves. Come on menches, get your act together. You have a quality name to represent.

I''ll be expecting my missing pancake in the mail.

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Yeah! I'm On Deadspin!

Didn't even realize it, but Deadspin published the stories I sent them about two of my crazy coaches two weeks ago. Check it out.

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