Tuesday Three-Link Extravaganza

My boy Sickabod Sane won second place at the Access Granted Showcase at Don Hills last night. He was the best rapper there.

Democrats and Republicans Are Idiots, Study Finds

And finally... Are the scientologists trying to prevent us from seeing a Katie Holmes sex scene??

It's weird. Many famous female scientologists went nude before their conversion... but none after. And now that Katie appears to be the vessel for the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, is it possible we may never see her glorious, glorious mammaries ever again?

Mimi Rogers, Tom's first wife, went fully nude in the appropriately titled "Full Body Massage." After conversion to scientology... never acted again. Well, at least not in any movie anyone ever saw.

Get out now, Katie, before its too late.