BREAKING NEWS: MARY-KATE DUMPS NYU
The skinnier and more drug addicted of the two former Full House twins has dropped out of NYU.
Mary-Kate Olsen cited her responsibilities as DualStar Entertainment co-president as her reason for leaving. DualStar Entertainment is the Olsen twins' multi-million dollar media and girlie clothing empire. However, her co-president, Ashley Olsen, remains enrolled at NYU. This fact led some to believe Mary-Kate's decision was prompted by a rift between the two twins.
"Everyone knows they're drifting apart. It was so obvious," said Mike Muldoon, a student who does not attend NYU and has never met the Olsen twins.
"Mary-Kate's been out partying and Ashley's been spending late nights at the study lab," Muldoon said. "I actually hooked up with Ashley in Bobst."
No word on whether or not Mary-Kate dropping out will have an adverse effect on the NYU community. Several Facebook.com groups at NYU are devoted to the Olsen twins, and NYU's Washington Square News (which got scooped by MSNBC) has written several articles about the Olsens on campus.
According to Mary-Kate's Facebook.com profile, the NYU freshman is a female and was a Photography and Imaging major.
Other notable people to drop out of college include Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, and Bud "Beerface" Williams, a crack addict in Union Square Park.
"I hope she doesn't get addicted to crack like I did," Gates said.
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