It Sucks To Be Madonna's Kids



Not only has the entire world seen your mother naked, and you belong to a creepy pseudo-Jewish religion, but also this:

MSNBC - Madonna says she's the disciplinarian with 9-year-old Lourdes and 5-year-old Rocco.

The former material girl told Newsweek that she doesn't let her children watch TV or look at magazines. She says milk and ice cream are also off-limits.

"When Daddy gets home, they get chocolate," Madonna said. "I'm the disciplinarian."

She's also strict about laundry duties: If Lourdes leaves dirty clothes on the floor, "we take all of her clothes and put them in a bag, and she has to earn all of her clothes back by being tidy," Madonna said. "She wears the same outfit every day to school until she learns her lesson."

Plus, their names are "Lourdes" and "Rocco." Does Mrs. Cone-Tits want her kids to be porn stars?

Then again, they are living in a mansion. So it ain't all bad.