Thursday, June 08, 2006

One Terrorist Down, 2,936,978 To Go

Al Zarqawi

Al-Zarqawi, not to be confused with Al-Borland of Home Improvement fame, was killed by Coalition (i.e. U.S.) forces this morning. We should all thank our lucky stars there's one less terrorist in the world, but it's unclear right now what the effects will be. Already a new terrorist leader has been mentioned, Abu al-Masri. Whether al-Masri also gets his kicks by personally beheading journalists and contractors remains to be seen.

Anyone see Bin Laden lately? Anyone still looking? Mr. President?

Why Is This Woman Smiling?

Hillary Clinton

A) She just saved a bunch of money on her car insurance.

B) She's the front-runner for the Democratic Presidential nomination despite spending the entire year catering to right wing Republicans.

C) Botox.

D) All of the above.

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