How We Screwed Up Iraq

In Sum, We Gave Iraq to U.S. Corporations, Who Made Their Money By Crushing Local Merchants And Then Fled Iraq, Leaving Behind Economic Devastation. Anyone shocked?

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I'm happy Blogger has come to its senses and realized that this blog is not a processed meat-like food item. I'm not sure who Mr. Blogger Support is (sounds like a French name to me), but I'm glad he reviewed my blog and now I can go back to blogging about other stuff, which "Anonymous" pointed out, usually contains my feelings about Our Glorious Leader Who Should Never Be Questioned, George W. "God" Bush.

Now to interesting stuff I found:

$50,000 dollars at stake in "Rock Paper Scissors Tournament." I had no idea a World Rock Paper Scissors Society even existed. I guess I haven't been watching enough of ESPN 8, The Ocho.

Where can I catch the eenie meenie miney moe competition?

Toothpaste For Dinner The only cartoons drawn more badly than mine.

Weird. Celebrities with pimped out teeth. I'm not sure what AOL was thinking with this. Is this the kind of stuff they're using to promote their music service?

And finally, you know the war is going badly when... The Marines Recruit A 78-Year Old Woman

Robots Are Stupid



After noticing I suddenly was required to type a complex code everytime I wanted to post, I found this message on my blogger account:

Blogger's spam-prevention robots have detected that your blog has characteristics of a spam blog. Since you're an actual person reading this, your blog is probably not a spam blog. Automated spam detection is inherently fuzzy, and we sincerely apologize for this false positive.

Before we can turn off mandatory word verification on your posts we'll need to have a human review your blog and verify that it is not a spam blog.

My first thought, of course, was "Those Damn Robots Have It Out For Me!" After calming down though, my next thought was, "Robots Are Stupid." Because, after all, it's pretty obvious this isn't a spam blog. I have not attempted to sell one pill of Viagra, nor have I told anyone they need to get their penis enlarged. So I'm not quite sure what this robot dude is basing his analysis on. This is like the Terminator attacking a tree because he believes it's John Connor. Aren't robots supposed to be super-intelligent?

So if the "human reviewer" is reading this right now, I've got a message for him. Your robots suck. You should be very, very ashamed of them. Clearly, we're not talking R2-D2 here.

Now on to some interesting links. None of them links to pyramid schemes.


Inventor of Chicken Nugget Dies

Top Ten Movies That Went Horribly Wrong

A difference in perspective: A woman calls this a problem, men call it normal.

What do you call boobs on a Jewish woman? "Joobs." From the South Park Episode, "The Return of Chef," available here: PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5

Can A Videogame Win The Nobel Peace Prize? I vote for Contra.


Two Headed Turtle Monster Terrorizes China

You've Not Got Mail

Bush's government, which apparently is so tough on terror they've allowed more terrorist attacks than any other administration in U.S. history-- CANNOT EVEN AFFORD TO GIVE FBI AGENTS E-MAIL.

A google email account is absolutely free... but apparently government e-mail accounts cost so much that some FBI agents have to go without it.

Bridge to nowhere in Alaska... approved. E-Mail communication for the FBI... eh, too expensive.

Does this kind of thing just worry Democrats? Does anyone else see something wrong in our FBI agents not having proper communications?

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PLUS: This Just In from Iraq.... we may be there for a while.
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AND... At Least Congress Is Working Hard
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Nature Is A Mad Scientist



Cat Gives Birth To Mouse