Friday, July 25, 2008

We Interrupt Israel Stories With Yet Another NFL Announcement

I just could not ignore this...

Brett A Jet??

New York Jets Receive Permission To Talk To Packers About Brett Favre

This could be the biggest superstar to come to a New York sports team since Reggie Jackson. Or, more recently, A-Rod. And Brett would have an even bigger impact on his team than either of them.

No offense to current Jets quarterback hopefuls Chad Pennington and Kellen Clemens, but... Brett Favre is better than both of you. Much better.

Last time Chad Pennington did something like that, the pass was an interception and he was out for the rest of the season with various injuries.

And Kellen Clemens? Well, best I can say about him is his baby was blessed by the Pope.

Favre would have excellent receivers in Jerricho Cotchery and Laveranues Coles, plus he'd be reunited with tight end Bubba Franks, his former teammate with Green Bay.

Plus, Brett rhymes with Jet... which makes for the obvious NYPost headline:

Brett A Jet!!


Jet Set Brett


Jets Net Brett


Brett Set On Jets


Brett Was Great In There's Something About Mary

Whatever the headlines say, Brett is welcome in the Meadowlands anytime. He can even crash on my couch till he finds a place. Provided he signs ample amounts of memorabilia.

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