Bored with Poland Spring? Gatorade not quite quenching your thirst? Looking for a drink that's both refreshing and intoxicating? Well look no further my friends, because Smirnoff has just the thing:
Smirnoff Source: Alcoholic Water.
Yes folks, finally you can have all the health benefits of pure spring water while getting crunked at the same time.
You can imagine how that corporate brainstorming meeting went:
Boss: We're looking for a new alcoholic product that will make us lots of money. Any ideas?I can see the ads now:
Doug: Smirnoff Ice Pops?
Patty: Pomegranate Twist Smirnoff?
Boss: Terrible. Just terrible. Anyone else?
Hitler: Americans love bottled water. Why don't we water-down some vodka, put it in a bottle, and sell it as alcoholic water?
Doug: But won't selling alcohol as water send the wrong message? People shouldn't drink it like water.
Boss: You're fired. Smirnoff water! I love it!
Hitler: We'll call it "The Source," to make it sound youthful and hip.
Boss: Genius! Why can't the rest of you guys be like Hitler?