Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Britney's Poetry

Baby K-Fed Cops A Feel

As posted on her website, briefly:

No more chains
That you gave me
Enough of pain
Manipulation is the key.

They screw it in
Because you're naive
You come to me now
Why do you bother?

Remember the Bible
The sins of the father
What you do
You pass down.

No wonder why
I lost my crown
You don't see me now
You ask yourself why my crown is back
And it's way too high
For you to be in my presence
Especially my son
You should bow down
I've only just begun.
Fed up with Federline perhaps? Rumors have been swirling about a breakup since the day K-Fed and BritBrit announced their white-trash-style Hollywood love. Could the above be Britney's comeback song?

One things Britney and Kevin have going for them, so far, is their achingly normal baby name: Sean. After TomKat's "Suri," Shields n' Henchy's "Grier" and Brangelina's Shiloh (I liked the book too... but seriously, naming your kid after a dog?), Britney and Kevin suddenly seem like good parents. Although there's no doubt that Shiloh Pitt-Jolie will be the hottest, hottest girl ever when she grows up, there's also little doubt that, at some point, she'll say to mom and dad... "Shiloh?? Are You f*&kin insane?"

Sure, Britney sat her kid on her lap while driving, strapped him in the wrong way in his car seat, and almost dropped him when she tried to save a glass tumbler full of "water." But as far as naming goes, she did a good job. So I hope Britney is ready to ditch the Fedcase. She deserves a chance to raise these two babies away from the man who made millions of Brazilians stop using the word "Papazao."

She should use her money on parenting classes, not helping K-Fed restock on white tank tops.

Other Vital News:

Batwoman Comes Out Of Closet

Anyone can be a music star... even Paris Hilton??

Rescue Me returns tonight! I'll have something to watch this summer now that Lost is on hiatus.

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