Beer Pong Banned!

No Beer Pong in Belmar! What will the Fun Police do next? Outlaw nude sunbathing???

Actually, judging by those pictures, maybe the second law isn't so bad.

Belmar has officially become the no fun capital of the jersey shore. First they close Belmar Playland and Mini Golf to put up condos, then they outlaw beer pong. Next to go... Bar A???

Plus:

This is like the 20th hot teacher to have sex with a student this year. Is there something in the water or are kids these days just raging lotharios?