Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Nazis Alive And Well In Alabama Republican lawmaker wants books "burned" from school libraries.

Apparently, those wiley gays and their "brainwashing literature," such as "A Streetcar Named Desire" and "The Importance of Being Earnest" are converting America's children from bible-loving heterosexuals (who wait until marriage) into flaming cornholing nymphomaniacs.

According to... this guy:

Gerald Allen

(Notice how politicians always hold their hands like that when speaking? Are they preparing to catch a falling baby?)

Finally a lawmaker who realizes that the greatest threat to America isn't some gun-toting, bomb making middle-eastern terrorist; it's carnation-wearing authors like Oscar Wilde.

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