Tuesday, August 07, 2012

It Must Be Obama's Fault

Cat Murder Rate, Hooliganism On The Rise

The best two paragraphs of journalism this year:

Cats aren't just a danger to others, they're also a danger to themselves. The cats in the study were seen engaging in such risky behavior as crossing roadways (45%), eating and drinking things they found (25%), exploring storm drains (20%) and entering crawl spaces where they could become trapped (20%).
Male cats were more likely to do risky things than female cats, and older cats were more careful than younger ones.

Of course, it's the damn tomcat teenagers.

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