My anti-smoking rant received some comments, including some from smokers who blamed the Iraq war on my popularity and told me to move to a desert island.
Fortunately for them, I've stumbled upon a way they can continue smoking, without polluting the lungs of those around them...
The Smoking Jacket:
Now That's What I Call Smokin'
Smokers simply breathe their smoke into the jacket collar, which deposits the smoke in the two clear "lungs" stylishly stitched into the front. Over time, the lungs turn black, showing the world just how dedicated you are to coming down with lung cancer.
Get yours today!!