I have sad news my little latkes. The Major League Jews have been forced to drop one of it's star players. He engaged in very un-mensch-like behavior, and it was time to cut ties. Elijah Dukes, who allegedly threatened his ex-wife with a gun, and impregnated a 17-year old, was just too much of a negative influence to ignore. We hope he can get his act together off the field. When that happens, he's welcome to come back.
The other sad news? The Baseball Boichiks lost to, of all teams, "The Appeasers." Never again!! I swear I'll try and win it next time.
The good news is, Angels first baseman Casey Kotchman joins the team. Not sure if he's Jewish, but his last name sure sounds like it.
Sluggin' Semite of the Week?? That Rabbi of Rookies himself, Ryan Braun, with a 10 for 27, 2 2B, 2 HR, 7 R, 4 RBI, BB line.
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