Papa Saddam

Saddam Hussein is a neat freak who chows down on Doritos, thinks Clinton was an "ok guy," hates the Bushes and dispenses love advice to his U.S. guards.

“He was like, ‘you gotta find a good woman. Not too smart, not too dumb. Not too old, not too young. One that can cook and clean.”’

Sounds a lot like my grandfather(Except the whole, genocide, dictator thing).

Saddam did not, however, add, "And she's got to be Jewish."

Meanwhile, the head of the CIA says he knows where Bin Laden, murderer of 3,000 Americans, is.

From The AP:

The director of the CIA says he has an “excellent idea” where Osama bin Laden is hiding, but that the United States’ respect for sovereign nations makes it more difficult to capture the al-Qaida chief.

The United States' respect for sovereign nations??? Say What? We invaded Iraq for no reason, pounded Afghanistan's dirt into slightly more pulverized dirt, renamed fries "Freedom Fries" and told people to stop buying Chardonnay cause we were mad at the French, shot up an Italian journalist and her bodyguard, then let all of the soldiers involved off the hook for it, and some may remember when we told most of the countries that make up the "United" Nations exactly where they could put their veto against Operation Freedom.

If we know where Bin Laden is, let's kill him. I don't care if he's living in Canada. Let's take him out-- sovereign nations be damned. That makes more sense than fighting Iraqis, doesn't it?