Yee-haww Florida!

Ever wanna shoot someone first and ask questions later?

Well the state of Florida, home to the nation's largest population with failing eyesight, is about to approve a bill saying that you can shoot just about anybody you perceive as threatening.

KKK Member: I didn't want to shoot him officer, but he was just so black, I was scaaarrrred.

Officer: That's ok, it's perfectly understandable.

Read the article here: Florida Loves Guns

It's funny, Jeb Bush loves life so much, he'll step in to save Terri Schiavo and approve gun-toting maniac legislation within a span of a couple weeks. Only in America, right?

Shoot first, ask questions later.

Now that's "erring on the side of life."