These Girls Have Totally Stolen My Shtick!



Hey! I thought of an all-Jew fantasy baseball team first!!! But yeah, I'm not a hot chick, so while they go viral and land on Deadspin, I get one visit from a random internet surfer looking up "my little pony baggy pants porn." I mean, these chicks aren't even digging deeper than Jason Marquis. Come on!

After a flurry of trades, I'm one Jewish-sounding player away from having a full team. Unfortunately, the owner of that last player appears to be asleep at the wheel, as he's ignored my insanely generous one-sided offers.

Maybe he's an anti-Semite.

Yeah! I'm On Deadspin!

Didn't even realize it, but Deadspin published the stories I sent them about two of my crazy coaches two weeks ago. Check it out.