The Big Mac Diet

It's the summer, which means, inevitably, you will find yourself on a beach, basking in the sun's beautiful, sparkling, carcinogenic rays, crying because you just saw the hottest girl/guy pass and you didn't suck in your gut in time.

How can us Fatty-Six-Rolls ever lose weight?

Turns out, the secret was right under our noses all along: The Golden Arches.

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Then again... it may not be the best idea.

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Of course, if you're sexually promiscuous, you may want to go on an all broccoli diet.

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You may want to rethink that Atkins diet.

Well, I'm off to lunch. A Big Mac, broccoli, a Hershey bar, and six rolls should have me living well into my 90's with no gut to speak of.

The broccoli? Oh, uh.. I'm just eating that for its... cancer fighting properties...